Bonus!

My boss got flowers delivered today, but as she was in a meeting with her door closed, they got set on my desk. Someone walked by and commented on them.

"Nice roses! Who sent them?"

"They're not mine," I told him. "They're for my boss." And then, trying to be a comedian- "All my husband got me was pregnant!"

"Oh," he says. "Then you got the BONUS package!"

Yes indeedy!