Mail from the Donald
That's right, The Donald, as in Donald Trump, sent ME mail! I know you're jealous!
Ooh, and you'll never guess what he wants. He wants to invite little ol' ME to take part in the Miss Teen USA state event! How awesome is that? He knows that I am too pretty (ha ha) to be wasted on The Apprentice. Smart man. I just can't WAIT to send him my reply! Hey, I know what you're thinking... it was junk mail. Nope, uh uh! My name was on the envelope, so it was CLEARLY intended for yours truly. SWEET!
Please, someone tell me, how in the HELL did I get on THIS mailing list? ha ha!
Ooh, and you'll never guess what he wants. He wants to invite little ol' ME to take part in the Miss Teen USA state event! How awesome is that? He knows that I am too pretty (ha ha) to be wasted on The Apprentice. Smart man. I just can't WAIT to send him my reply! Hey, I know what you're thinking... it was junk mail. Nope, uh uh! My name was on the envelope, so it was CLEARLY intended for yours truly. SWEET!
Please, someone tell me, how in the HELL did I get on THIS mailing list? ha ha!
Miss M told you so @ 3:42 AM
1 Comments:
That is hilarious! I get those "distinguished women" letters all the time...um...I'm no offense to me...but I am totally NOT distinguishable!!
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