uh, KIDS!
So this kid comes up to me and shoves a yellow colored pencil in front of my face.
"Yes?" I say.
She gives me a blank stare. "Sharpened!" she spits out.
I look at her and say, "Hmm, can you speak in complete sentences?" (This is a second grader)
She looks at me like I'm just the stupidest thing on earth, blinks, and walks away.
I guess the answer was "no."
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A little girl walks up to me wearing a do rag. She giggles and asks me, "Did you SEE what I had to wear in my hair today?" so I smiled at her. Then she continues: "It looks like you are having a bad hair day just like me today!"
Thanks Kiddo.
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My classroom problem child comes up to me with his I'm-gonna-piss-you-off-grin. He says, I heard some kid call you Mrs. Titties.
I tell him well, that's not my name so I am not worried about it.
He presses on. But he called you Mrs. TITTIES!!!!
I refuse to take the bait. I stick with my story. That's not my name so I am not worried about it.
He is desperate to get some sort of reaction from me. But Mrs. Titties, that's FUNNY!
Not my name kid, sorry.
After a minute or two he finally gave up.
YES! Victory for ME!
"Yes?" I say.
She gives me a blank stare. "Sharpened!" she spits out.
I look at her and say, "Hmm, can you speak in complete sentences?" (This is a second grader)
She looks at me like I'm just the stupidest thing on earth, blinks, and walks away.
I guess the answer was "no."
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A little girl walks up to me wearing a do rag. She giggles and asks me, "Did you SEE what I had to wear in my hair today?" so I smiled at her. Then she continues: "It looks like you are having a bad hair day just like me today!"
Thanks Kiddo.
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My classroom problem child comes up to me with his I'm-gonna-piss-you-off-grin. He says, I heard some kid call you Mrs. Titties.
I tell him well, that's not my name so I am not worried about it.
He presses on. But he called you Mrs. TITTIES!!!!
I refuse to take the bait. I stick with my story. That's not my name so I am not worried about it.
He is desperate to get some sort of reaction from me. But Mrs. Titties, that's FUNNY!
Not my name kid, sorry.
After a minute or two he finally gave up.
YES! Victory for ME!
Miss M told you so @ 9:02 AM
3 Comments:
too funny! I would NEVER have said that to a TEACHER!!
Second Graders???? WOW!!! In second grade mine were "please", "Thank you" and "yes M'am".....what are the parents teaching them???
Funny post though and I'm sure you're glad that your name isn't Mrs. Tittes.
LOL. I agree with the fact that I am blown away that a second grader was talking like that. I think it was great that you stood your ground Mrs. Titties! Ummm ah, I mean Sara. Good for you!
Geez I can garuntee I'll NEVER be called Mrs.Titties. Sigh.
LOL
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