Tuesday, June 14, 2005

mmmm...smooth!

My birthday is coming up in about two months, and I have finally decided on what I want...

Laser hair removal.

If you have read some of my previous posts, then you know I am a proud Mexicana. Unfortunately, with that, comes dark, dark hair and plenty of it, in places where I just DON'T want it.

Therefore, I have decided that laser hair removal for my bikini line is a fabulous idea. No razor bumps, no smelly chemicals from depilatories down there, no realizing at the last minute when I want to go to the pool that I have to landscape first...

Really, it's a pain. I know you ladies are feeling me on this one.

The problem with this is that laser hair removal is pretty spendy. And I, for one, don't really have a job right now. Hence, the plan to get it for my birthday.

I can throw myself a birthday party and invite all my friends. On the invitation, I can put, please, no gifts. At the party I will have a jar or something for donations toward my fund.

I have toyed around with clever names for my fund. The "Save my Bikini Line!" fund, the "Clean Cooters are Best" fund (which was bad, because it implies that it's dirty right NOW, ew) and my favorite so far, the "Help get a Hairless Hoo-Ha" fund.

*giggles* Would that be tacky? :)

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

might be a smidge tacky. lol what about "Smooth Cotter Fund"?

scrappincrazy

6:28 AM  
Blogger Melissa said...

LOL, I don't even know what to say to the fund titles I am still laughing... I hope you get that though what a nice present!

10:44 AM  
Blogger Shewhowishestoremainanon said...

How about the "Bumpless Bippy Bequest"?

You DO know that kitty is synonymous with fund, right? But I won't go there. lol!

6:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, Oh, "Treat Me To A Tame Tootie"

LOL...you crack me up Dogg!

Zee

4:40 PM  
Blogger The Knotty Girl said...

I think its a great present! And I think the fund title is perfect.

10:06 PM  

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