Lately...

...I sleep until noon most days.
...I stay up until two or three in the morning.
...I watch a lot of YouTube videos.
...I eat a lot of junk food.
...I don't get to shower as often as I should.
...I'm kinda lazy.
...I don't really want to do my chores and have been slacking.
...I've taken up playing video games, and not just on my phone.
...I've figured out how to use the xBox.

Dear Lord, I'm turning into a teenage boy.