No Toe Cancer Here!

WOO HOO!

That's right, you heard correctly. Yesterday I had my long awaited appointment with the dermatologist about that black spot on my toe. You know, the one I thought was a fungus and the one my doctor thought was much, much worse?

Well, I went in there, and he says let's see what's on your toe. I showed him, and he goes, OH, it's your toeNAIL. Yeah, that's a bruise. Easiest one I've had all day!

Now, I don't know how I bruised it, but apparently it's pretty common. Your shoes can cause it. I've never been so happy to have a stupid bruise in my life! At first, I was feeling pretty stupid, you know, being at a dermatologist and crying "melanoma" over a bruise, but then I recalled that I thought it was a fungus, which is way less hypochondriac-ish, and the worry had been instilled by my doctor. Still, better safe than sorry!

Besides, now I've got a nice little prescription for super zit cream. Kick butt.