What will they think of next?

I've been exposed to a lot of... um... *interesting* baby products since I've been pregnant. Seriously, babies are a big money maker! And here I thought getting married was where they really scammed you into buying crap! I came across this today, and it was too funny not to share:

This, folks, is called a Baby Keeper. Don't know where to stick the baby when you're out and about and nature calls? This is the solution. I mean, what kid doesn't want to be strung up on the back of the bathroom door?

Of course, if you don't want to cough up the $25 bucks (what kind of mother ARE you???), you could always go this route: