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I just have to tell you what it said about me! Please note the last line about strippers! How does it know?
Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Personality type: Clueless
You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Grande Caramel Apple Spice are strippers.
Also drinks: Wine coolers Can also be found at: The mall
Imagine my shock and dismay when I visited the oracle and it told me I was FAT. That was my type. Fat. They said I'm always worrying about my weight. That's because I'm fat. GASP!
6 Comments:
That's so funny! I just looked myself up and didn't get a very nice response. lol
hahahah "that's why they're plotting to kill you" that's awesome! :)
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I just have to tell you what it said about me! Please note the last line about strippers! How does it know?
Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Personality type: Clueless
You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Grande Caramel Apple Spice are strippers.
Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall
hahahaha. Best laugh I had all day.
This is so freaking funny!! Thanks for such a fun laugh!!
Imagine my shock and dismay when I visited the oracle and it told me I was FAT. That was my type. Fat. They said I'm always worrying about my weight. That's because I'm fat. GASP!
Ha! You're in good company, apparently my friends are plotting to kill me too. ;)
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